01-07-2015, 09:37 PM
For his 14th birthday, Peter asked for a Minelab Etrac metal detector.
His father said; "Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job, there's no way we can afford it".
The next day the father saw Peter heading out the front door with a suitcase.
"Son, where are you going?" Peter said; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be DAMNED if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no freakin detector!"
His father said; "Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job, there's no way we can afford it".
The next day the father saw Peter heading out the front door with a suitcase.
"Son, where are you going?" Peter said; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be DAMNED if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no freakin detector!"