I have a 1000 points for purchases at the forum store to the person who , in my opinion , can come up with a story to top Joe's broken Cotton pecker story - http://forum.treasureclassifieds.com/Thr...GoQ0o.dpbs
My discretion as to time of contest and judging
(07-07-2015 06:01 PM)Dusty Wrote: [ -> ]I have a 1000 points for purchases at the forum store to the person who , in my opinion , can come up with a story to top Joe's broken Cotton pecker story - http://forum.treasureclassifieds.com/Thr...GoQ0o.dpbs
My discretion as to time of contest and judging
Hell, that's mighty nice of you, Dusty Since we're in a charitable mood, I'll match your offer with 1,000 Treasure Classifieds coins, myself.
Just keep it family friendly (as much as possible) and post the link/story in this thread. I'll let Dusty choose the winner, as the contest was his idea.
P.S. - I'll move this thread to the CONTEST section.
What makes this one unique to me is that me and my 7 year old son were caught in the middle of it. This guy stopped the car and unloaded on a Sheriff deputy car while we were just feet away. Then city cops came flying and the chase was on. That was a very intense moment in my life. True story. You can ask Og.
Here's my , Aaron Stein, 35, faces a preliminary hearing June 25 in Allegheny County Magisterial District Court on nine felony counts including aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass destruction and the unusual charge of possessing a facsimile weapon of mass destruction, according to court documents.
Before this starts snowballing and potentially ends in a bad place, let's not hinge this whole contest upon raunchy posts. This wasn't my idea, but I thought Dusty was cool enough to donate his coins, so decided to run with it.
The goal, as Dusty said, was to top my post in terms of bizarreness, something totally outlandish and out there...and it doesn't need to involve smut.
There are different paradigms of bizarre. Some are funny. Some are raunchy. Some just make you shake your head. I'm gonna go with funny.
Note the blond haired lady in the video. She had been heckling people all day at city hall and one woman had , had enough. Amazing what some people will do for a reaction. That is the mayor talking and you can hear him ask for a doctor. LOL
Idk if this counts but I figured you guys would get a kick out of this. Sometimes post metal detecting ads on Craigslist just as another way of trying to find spots and it has been successful at times. Well other times the responses are not exactly what im looking for and this one will probably go down in the books as the creepiest. I kid you not, this is a response I got
"I know of a place where you may find lots of interesting things to dig up, including lots of old human bones. The only trouble is the owner of this land is a lady who is into Vampires and she will definitely let you hunt on her land but first you must sacrifice a chicken and then make love to her, while basting in the chickens blood. She is about 40 years old and very sexy but she is really weird. Just let me know if you want to meet or “meat” her."
This contest is weird to say the least. I left out the male parts news articles even though the first article that kicked this off was in that venue.
This article is unbelievable but hey they say it happened and it is a real story too.
Man left in solitary confinement for 2 years gets $15.5 million settlement
Since we're in a charitable mood, I'll match your offer with 1,000 Treasure Classifieds coins, myself.